Alright you little pisser, I know your parents have probably been filling your head with meaningless praise about how cute you are, but it is time to face reality. I know it's Halloween and all, but do you think it is wise, or even that clever, to dress up as a lion at a zoo? You are not fooling anyone little boy. The animals know you are only 2 feet tall, especially when you are standing next to that baby goat. Jeez kid, Get you act together
