Gaaa Gaaa Gooo Gooo...I give life to Planet Earth.... Not.

It is exactly this type of ego inflation that makes babies think the world revolves around them...Yes, baby, thanks for all the warm sunshine you provide..oh wait, you are not actually the sun, just a superimposed image. You're just soooooo sly.

Looking for that special someone...

Let's see... I'm tall, thin, single, and unemployed. I recently gave birth to a litter of 8 children (in addition to my other 6 at home), making me the proud bearer of more than a dozen spawn! I am not looking for anything long term, I'm mostly interested in harnessing sperm for my next batch. If interested, please contact me immediately. I will be good to go in 7 to 9 weeks.

I am such a big sophisticated boy!

Wow, not only am I trained to use a fake potty, I'm pretty classy with my reading material, definitely above my grade level target.... Of course, as soon as I hit junior high I'll be locking myself in with this rag for 3 hours a day. Now that's what I'm talkin' about.....

Will you be my AA Sponsor? PLEEEEEEEASE??!!! I said PLEEEEASE!!!

Hahaha, yes, baby, I know you think it's just so precious to be obviously under age and yet be mugging for the camera while smoking a cigi and drinking. Wow, yes, you are just too cute. But I'll tell you what kid, when that baby fat turns into a beer gut and the hair under your sweet bandana starts to thin, no one, not even that nice lady in the denim overalls will be there to catch you when you fall into the pits of alcoholic despair.

...Oh wow, ok well, um I have to go, and you obviously need to go jump on your Harley Davidson Power Wheels, so I'll catch  you at the next meeting.  

I make a huge mess, aren't I adorable?

When I turn 17 and bulimic, this won't be so cute

Just because I look like edamame does not mean I am as tasty

Directions:

Fill 2 qt. pot with water

When water reaches a rolling boil, stir in baby pees

Boil for 10 minutes, until al dente